Kiss
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At a dinner party the guest of honor was about to deliver his speech when his wife, sitting at the other end of the table sent him a piece of paper with word KISS scribbled on it.


A guest seated next to the speaker said " So your wife sent you a kiss for good luck. She must really love you very much.


The speaker said" you don't know my wife, the letters stand for " Keep It Short , Stupid".