Christmas Tree Jokes

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Christmas Tree Jokes
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Which former president planted the most Christmas trees? Wood-row Wilson


What do they sing to Christmas trees at their retirement parties? Fir he’s a jolly good fellow, fir he’s a jolly good fellow…


What’s as big as a Christmas tree but is lighter than a feather? Its shadow.


What did the Christmas tree do after its bank closed? It started his own branch.


How do Christmas trees get their email? They log-on.


Why did the Christmas tree go to the dentist? It needed a root c****!


What did Luke Skywalker say after he planted a Christmas tree farm? May the forest be with you!


How did the two rival Christmas trees get along? They signed a peace tree-ty!


How do Christmas trees get ready for a night out? They spruce up!


What was the Christmas tree’s favorite shape? A treeangle!


What is a Christmas tree's favorite candy? Orna-mints!


Why are Christmas trees so fond of the past? Because the present's beneath them.


What do you call cutting down a Christmas tree? Christmas chopping!


Why are Christmas trees so bad at knitting? They have too many needles.


What happens if you eat Christmas decorations? You get tinsel-it is.


Who is a Christmas tree's favorite singer? Spruce Springsteen.


What did the beaver say to the Christmas Tree? Nice gnawing you!


What do you get when you mix a Christmas tree and an iPad?A pineapple!


What did one Christmas tree say to another? Lighten up!


What month does a Christmas tree hate the most? Sep-timber!