Funny Jokes

[rnzz89]

• What did the snail who was riding on the turtle's back say? Wheeeee!
• I was going to tell a time traveling joke, but you guys didn't like it.
• What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato.
• I used to run a dating service for chickens, but I was struggling to make hens meet.
• Why do we tell actors to "break a leg?" Because every play has a cast.
• What does a pig put on dry skin? Oinkment.
• What do you call it when a snowman throws a tantrum? A meltdown.
• My uncle named his dogs Timex and Rolex. They're his watch dogs.
• Did you hear about the guy whose left side was cut off? He's all right now.