Halloween Humor
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Q: How do Rednecks celebrate Halloween?
A: Pump kin !


Q: Why were the two pumpkins so close?
A: They had deep roots.


Q: What do you get if you divide the circumference of a pumpkin by its diameter?
A: Pumpkin pi.


Q: What do you call a pumpkin carved to look like Mitt Romney?
A: Jerk-O-Lantern


Q: Why did the pumpkin cross the road?
A: It fell off the wagon!


Q: Why was the jack-o-lantern afraid to cross the road?
A: It had no guts!


Q: What do you use to mend a jack-o-lantern?
A: A pumpkin patch.


Q: What did a Jack-o-lantern say to the pumpkin?
A: Cut it out!


Q: What is a pumpkin's favorite sport?
A: Squash


Q: Why do Jack-o-lanterns have wicked smiles?
A: Because they just had their brains scooped out!